Dearth Grader: I’ll give it an ‘A’ Let’s face it. Until the Powers That Be (read: the people at Middle-earth Enterprises, I imagine.. or Saul Zaentz?) decide their Hoard of Smaug-size coffers are somehow not nearly large enough, or that they’ve simply depleted to a point only the Forbe’s Richest could appreciate as nigh … Continued
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1 week ago (Wed, March 18, 2015)
Announcing! Mirkwood™ Elven Earrings with Emeralds of Girion™ (click to see item for sale in My Precious Fantasy Webshop). Each earring features an emerald green cubic zirconia, nestled in the curve of a beech leaf designed by Tolkien aficionado and popular fantasy designer, Paul Badali. A gorgeous complement to any elegant ensemble. . These elven … Continued
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1 month ago (Fri, February 20, 2015)
Well, dear readers, you’ve all been aflutter in your nether-tummies (read: butterflies and wriggle worms), wondering about and fretting for the well-being of our nearly dearly departed old friend, the blog. This. Here. The Hobbiton Daily. What ye be feasting your googly little eyeballs upon, at this very moment! A blog par excellence, with no … Continued
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1 month ago (Fri, February 20, 2015)
Thorin Oakenshield™ once spoke of The Heart of the Mountain as “a globe with a thousand facets; it shone like silver in the firelight, like water in the sun, like snow under the stars, like rain upon the Moon!”. This treasure, the Arkenstone of Thrain™, allegedly worth one-fourteenth of all the gold in Smaug’s™ immense … Continued
3 months ago (Mon, December 22, 2014)
Just a quick snapshot of Middle-earth as seen from our backyard. BTW, Who’s seen BOTFA yet? Anyone?
3 months ago (Wed, December 17, 2014)
Well, the elves have been busy making toys and One Rings and whatnot… oh wait, wrong species of elves! In any event, our crafty artisans have been exceedingly industrious creating stores of glittering Lord of the Rings jewelry, trinkets, baubles, bells and whistles! We’ll need to locate the latter items, as no one has seen … Continued
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3 months ago (Thu, December 4, 2014)
Cyber Monday: Here’s That $10 I Owe You! Remember that day we were out and about in the heart of the city, shopping for our usual assortment of awesome oddities and tricksy trinkets? We were browsing through the aisles of The Beleaguered Bellwether, and I was looking for a swank but mystical looking lamp for … Continued
3 months ago (Mon, December 1, 2014)
One more journey round our star, has brought us here, again. To another of our favorite festive days, intended, as all are, to bring us together as family, and friends. But don’t let the perennial downplayers and predictable pooh-pooh-ers put their particularly played-out and transparently pessimistic spins into your visions of familial holiday bliss. They … Continued
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4 months ago (Thu, November 27, 2014)
Emerging new Hip Hob artist, Boyinaband, one of the many young, new YouTube Stars on which the entertainment industry is frantically brainstorming ways to quickly capitalize, has gifted us LOTR fans with an amazing work of creative art and lyrical genius. In an epic rap battle worthy of status amongst the biggest rivalries in history … Continued
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4 months ago (Wed, November 26, 2014)
Greetings fellow Shirelings, and friendly denizens of all other ship-toable regions of Middle-earth! Can you feel that? A certain crackle in the air… It’s the end of the year, and, as our current clever site slogan reads: The holidays loom like Mordor, so Order! Soon, various mythical figures of wondrous purport will be availing themselves … Continued
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4 months ago (Thu, November 20, 2014)