Thorin Oakenshield™ once spoke of The Heart of the Mountain as “a globe with a thousand facets; it shone like silver in the firelight, like water in the sun, like snow under the stars, like rain upon the Moon!”. This treasure, the Arkenstone of Thrain™, allegedly worth one-fourteenth of all the gold in Smaug’s™ immense … Continued
1 month ago (Mon, December 22, 2014)
Just a quick snapshot of Middle-earth as seen from our backyard. BTW, Who’s seen BOTFA yet? Anyone?
1 month ago (Wed, December 17, 2014)
Well, the elves have been busy making toys and One Rings and whatnot… oh wait, wrong species of elves! In any event, our crafty artisans have been exceedingly industrious creating stores of glittering Lord of the Rings jewelry, trinkets, baubles, bells and whistles! We’ll need to locate the latter items, as no one has seen … Continued
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1 month ago (Thu, December 4, 2014)
Cyber Monday: Here’s That $10 I Owe You! Remember that day we were out and about in the heart of the city, shopping for our usual assortment of awesome oddities and tricksy trinkets? We were browsing through the aisles of The Beleaguered Bellwether, and I was looking for a swank but mystical looking lamp for … Continued
1 month ago (Mon, December 1, 2014)
One more journey round our star, has brought us here, again. To another of our favorite festive days, intended, as all are, to bring us together as family, and friends. But don’t let the perennial downplayers and predictable pooh-pooh-ers put their particularly played-out and transparently pessimistic spins into your visions of familial holiday bliss. They … Continued
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2 months ago (Thu, November 27, 2014)
Emerging new Hip Hob artist, Boyinaband, one of the many young, new YouTube Stars on which the entertainment industry is frantically brainstorming ways to quickly capitalize, has gifted us LOTR fans with an amazing work of creative art and lyrical genius. In an epic rap battle worthy of status amongst the biggest rivalries in history … Continued
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2 months ago (Wed, November 26, 2014)
Greetings fellow Shirelings, and friendly denizens of all other ship-toable regions of Middle-earth! Can you feel that? A certain crackle in the air… It’s the end of the year, and, as our current clever site slogan reads: The holidays loom like Mordor, so Order! Soon, various mythical figures of wondrous purport will be availing themselves … Continued
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2 months ago (Thu, November 20, 2014)
Well, friends and compatriots, fellow fantasy grublets, palantir-blinded buffoons and Bilbo-maniacs… we’re yet one more day closer to the release of The Battle of the Five Armies, on December 17th in the U.S. and for you lucky chaps and chappettes in the U.K., December 12th! Aussies, you’ve got to wait till after Santa comes for … Continued
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2 months ago (Mon, November 10, 2014)
This just out! An awesome new movie poster for the soon-to-be-released new Hobbit film, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies! Depicted prominently are Kili, Fili, Thorin and, of course, our favorite evil goblin, the nefarious Orc, Azog the Defiler, who infamously beheaded Thrór in the Battle of Azanulbizar. Not a very nice thing … Continued
2 months ago (Tue, November 4, 2014)
We hope everyone is having a ghoulishly spooky Halloween this fine Friday the 31st! That’s a scary reverse play on tradition! Evil Bilbo says hello, as well. buy the original painting, or a print
2 months ago (Sat, November 1, 2014)