A Trailer, A Trailer… We have already got a Trailer: New Official Main Trailer for Hobbit 3

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A Trailer, A Trailer... We have already got a Trailer: New Official Main Trailer for Hobbit 3

Well, friends and compatriots, fellow fantasy grublets, palantir-blinded buffoons and Bilbo-maniacs… we’re yet one more day closer to the release of The Battle of the Five Armies, on December 17th in the U.S. and for you lucky chaps and chappettes in the U.K., December 12th! Aussies, you’ve got to wait till after Santa comes for … Continued

New Hobbit 3 Poster for Battle of the Five Armies

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New Hobbit 3 Poster for Battle of the Five Armies

This just out! An awesome new movie poster for the soon-to-be-released new Hobbit film, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies! Depicted prominently are Kili, Fili, Thorin and, of course, our favorite evil goblin, the nefarious Orc, Azog the Defiler, who infamously beheaded Thrór in the Battle of Azanulbizar.  Not a very nice thing … Continued

The Holidays Loom like Mordor, so Order! (Mystery Rhetoric Abounds)

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The Holidays Loom like Mordor, so Order! (Mystery Rhetoric Abounds)

Guess what folks?  We here at Ye Olden Precious Fantasy Webshoppe have located an old, crusted over scrape-y knife/screwdriver thing and popped the tin lid to the aging paint can that dutifully contains the syrupy but colorful goodness that is our clever, imaginative wit and spunky, over-verbose creativity!  Yeah, we did.  I did.  Someone did. … Continued

Saruman-O-Lantern: Lord of the Rings Halloween Fun!

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Saruman-O-Lantern: Lord of the Rings Halloween Fun!

My awesome woman is a carver of pumpkins!  She was Arwen for Halloween that year, and carved this spooky pumpkin for our annual Halloween party! Any of you have cool LOTR pumpkins? p.s. don’t forget, you can order our exclusive LOTR Halloween Art piece: “Moment of Evil: A Hobbit Tempted” (formerly Evil Bilbo) as a … Continued

Azog’s Tree of Gondor Back Tattoo! (New Azog Image)

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Azog's Tree of Gondor Back Tattoo! (New Azog Image)

  Azog’s Awesome Tree of Gondor back tattoo! Wow.  Pretty stylin’! But what would make him choose a grungy, punk rock version of The White Tree of Gondor for a back tattoo?  Right?   Well, his is a little less white than one would’ve imagined.  You know, maybe it’s not even a White Tree of … Continued

Happy Birthday Hobbits! Bilbo & Frodo

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Happy Birthday Hobbits! Bilbo & Frodo

Hobbit Hoedown! One more year.  They go so fast.  But now that day is here.  At last. It’s Bilbo & Frodo’s birthday!  Happy Birthday Hobbits! Today is the birthday of our two favorite Hobbits (unless Merry & Pippin are counted, possibly, you never know… what with “second breakfast” revelations and whatnot), Bilbo & Frodo, who … Continued