Holiday Shipping Deadlines – Time Still On Your Side

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Holiday Shipping Deadlines - Time Still On Your Side

Well, the elves have been busy making toys and One Rings and whatnot… oh wait, wrong species of elves! In any event, our crafty artisans have been exceedingly industrious creating stores of glittering Lord of the Rings jewelry, trinkets, baubles, bells and whistles! We’ll need to locate the latter items, as no one has seen … Continued

Cyber Monday: Here’s That $10 I Owe You!

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Cyber Monday: Here's That $10 I Owe You!

Cyber Monday: Here’s That $10 I Owe You! Remember that day we were out and about in the heart of the city, shopping for our usual assortment of awesome oddities and tricksy trinkets?  We were browsing through the aisles of The Beleaguered Bellwether, and I was looking for a swank but mystical looking lamp for … Continued

On Being Happy, at Thanksgiving: A Whirlwind Goof Treatise on the Power of the Spoken Word

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One more journey round our star, has brought us here, again. To another of our favorite festive days, intended, as all are, to bring us together as family, and friends. But don’t let the perennial downplayers and predictable pooh-pooh-ers put their particularly played-out and transparently pessimistic spins into your visions of familial holiday bliss. They … Continued

Smeagol Freestyles With Gollum! Overwhelmingly Cool ‘Hip Hob’ Rap!

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Gollum vs Smeagol Rap

Emerging new Hip Hob artist, Boyinaband, one of the many young, new YouTube Stars on which the entertainment industry is frantically brainstorming ways to quickly capitalize, has gifted us LOTR fans with an amazing work of creative art and lyrical genius. In an epic rap battle worthy of status amongst the biggest rivalries in history … Continued

A Trailer, A Trailer… We have already got a Trailer: New Official Main Trailer for Hobbit 3

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A Trailer, A Trailer... We have already got a Trailer: New Official Main Trailer for Hobbit 3

Well, friends and compatriots, fellow fantasy grublets, palantir-blinded buffoons and Bilbo-maniacs… we’re yet one more day closer to the release of The Battle of the Five Armies, on December 17th in the U.S. and for you lucky chaps and chappettes in the U.K., December 12th! Aussies, you’ve got to wait till after Santa comes for … Continued

New Hobbit 3 Poster for Battle of the Five Armies

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New Hobbit 3 Poster for Battle of the Five Armies

This just out! An awesome new movie poster for the soon-to-be-released new Hobbit film, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies! Depicted prominently are Kili, Fili, Thorin and, of course, our favorite evil goblin, the nefarious Orc, Azog the Defiler, who infamously beheaded Thrór in the Battle of Azanulbizar.  Not a very nice thing … Continued

The Holidays Loom like Mordor, so Order! (Mystery Rhetoric Abounds)

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The Holidays Loom like Mordor, so Order! (Mystery Rhetoric Abounds)

Guess what folks?  We here at Ye Olden Precious Fantasy Webshoppe have located an old, crusted over scrape-y knife/screwdriver thing and popped the tin lid to the aging paint can that dutifully contains the syrupy but colorful goodness that is our clever, imaginative wit and spunky, over-verbose creativity!  Yeah, we did.  I did.  Someone did. … Continued